Posts from Twitter account
Accidentally called a sex hotline instead of a crisis hotline and now I’m sad AND cumming
— Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) April 29, 2022
Every convenient store in the area is out of enemas and I really want anal sex tonight
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) April 12, 2022
I want to be in a toxic relationship so toxic that I tattoo his name on me. That shit turns me on.
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) April 2, 2022
Someone told me my pussy smells like peanut butter and jelly 😵😂
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) April 24, 2022
Happy Troll Day pic.twitter.com/FRPzhDWHqi
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) April 1, 2022
Let me also add that everyone’s faces are red and we are literally drenched in sweat. https://t.co/oSzQXJUvIu
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) March 28, 2022
I wouldn’t recommend espresso martinis on nights you plan to have anal sex
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) April 18, 2022
My tailbone is so sore and I can’t figure out why…
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) April 10, 2022
I think I want to do sky diving
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) April 16, 2022
I wasn’t talking about a guy in my last tweet 😂 I was talking about how much fun and amazing my life has been lately
— Elsa Jean (@ElsaJeanxxx) March 19, 2022